Hospital Cheat Sheet

My friend Erin and her daughter, Sara came over last night to visit with Jack (and me) before we leave for St. Louis. Erin put together a Hospital Cheat Sheet with common phrases for dealing with medical professionals. It is a classic and gave me a much needed laugh. Here are a few of the phrases I may need to use in the next 3 weeks:

1. No!
2. Can we go yet?
3. Is it supposed to look like that?
4. Do I look that stupid?
5. I am not YOUR mother.
6. How old are you?
7. Who are you?
8. Yes, I know how to suction.
9. When can we leave?

and if all else fails ......

10. I am an attorney! *

Thanks Erin!
* to all my doctor friends who are reading this, you know that I would never actually use this line. :-)

Those of you who know me, know that hospitals and I don't mix well. It's so difficult to turn over Jack's care to other people -- even though the majority of them (at St. Louis Children's Hospital) are excellent. But, I know there will be some challenging times in the weeks to come. Pray that I have patience and think twice before I speak!